"Are you itchy again?" -Mr. Serious to Engineer
"Yes. Because I'm skinny. Skinny people are always itchy. Basically, fat people never get itchy."
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"Mom, only girls can be sassy, right?" -Engineer
"Um, sure."
"See, [Sweet Pea]. You're sassy and I'm not."
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"Do you think Supersonic is old enough to sleep on the top bunk?" (We put a stop on that.)
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